The Las Vegas motto is: “What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas”, in the case of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, these women are not honoring that motto because after that bender had —mechanical bull ride and tequila shots included— the egos, Shakespearian-level jealousy, and emotionality of this middle-aged — way past their prime— women came out like a flower blossoming in mid-spring.
In any case, the episode was ridden with tear-jerking confessionals about how some of the cast members feel lonely, insecure, and unhappy about their current status.
As we’ll see in our spoiler-heavy recap —which I wrote on purpose for context, not for ruining the fun— there were a few things to unpack as the Las Vegas bender had some fallout, and I’m not talking about taking a few electrolytes and vitamins to save that shriveled-up liver from all that drinking.
Recap
We kick off with Sutton talking about Kyle’s mid-life crisis during a dinner. We see how they talk about what’s going on in their lives. To have all that money and not being able to connect with your partner or be happy must be a real b*tch. We see a tear-ridden confessional in which we learn the level of unhappiness and dissatisfaction.
Can’t these women afford some counseling? Or is it something that Bravo’s deal forbids them in order to make the episodes more drama-ridden and palatable? Makes me wonder.
Then, since the women are in Las Vegas, and what happens in Las Vegas, stays there, they go to a country bar in the appropriate attire, meaning Swarovski decorated Stetson cowboy hats, posh boots, and skin-tight jeans. There are pitchers of beer, tequila shots, and the usual conversation about money, egos, and marital unhappiness.
After that, since it’s a country bar, there has to be a mechanical bull, and why the hell not? Let’s take that f*cker for a spin. Sutton points out that if one of these women dares ride that bull, there’s the possibility —which made me laugh really, really hard— that their fake t*ts might fly out.
The first one to ride the bull is Kyle, who went at it for almost thirty seconds, then, Sutton approaches the mechanical bull operator, and tells her to go easy on her, and she rides it for a meager 10 seconds.
After the bull ride, the bender, and the works, Sutton and Kyle have one of their discussions. They call it a chat, but we all know it’s a fight. Kyle goes to Sutton’s place; they talk about the Vegas bender. Sutton is not happy about Kyle siding with Erika. Oh, the jealousy here is almost to a Shakespearian level.
Release Date & Where to Watch
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13 Episode 5 will be broadcast by Bravo on Wednesday, 22 November 2023 at 20:00 hrs Eastern Time, United States. Each episode lasts around one hour. The upcoming episode’s title is “Sutton-ly Suspicious”. In the following list, you’ll find the regional time release schedules for this program.
- Pacific Time (PT): Wednesday at 5:00 PM (5:00 PM PT)
- Mountain Time (MT): Wednesday at 6:00 PM (6:00 PM MT)
- Central Time (CT): Wednesday at 7:00 PM (7:00 PM CT)
- British Standard Time (GMT): Thursday at 12:00 AM (12:00 AM GMT)
- Central European Time (CET): Thursday at 1:00 AM (1:00 AM CET)
- Australian Eastern Daylight Time (AEDT): Thursday at 11:00 AM (11:00 AM AEDT)
Watch the newest season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills via Bravo at the times and dates described above. If you have cable, you can stream the show online with your cable credentials using Bravo’s website and its app.
If you’re part of the cable-cutter crowd, there are many ways in which you can enjoy the latest season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Firstly, you can watch it from the many live television subscription streaming providers out there: Directv Streaming, YouTube TV, Hulu + Live TV, Sling, Spectrum on Demand, USA Network, and Philo will stream the show during its broadcast times.
Consider Getting A Peacock Premium Subscription To Watch The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
If you’re a big Housewives franchise fan, consider getting a Peacock Premium subscription. Peacock is an NBC-owned platform that distributes all of the franchises of The Housewives, plus it gives you access to a vast rotating catalog of movies and series, as well as all of NBC’s productions.
Moreover, Peacock Premium is a globally available platform, and it runs on a freemium model similar to Spotify’s, which means that while you can get access to some shows, movies, and series for free, you will have to pay a monthly subscription fee to enjoy the latest shows.
Episode Guide
By the time of print, Bravo had only let out and confirmed five episodes of this thirteenth season. Judging from the previous season, that one had 21 regular episodes plus a three-part reunion show. As such, we can expect the same episode to run for this season. Below, you’ll find our episode guide with the dates. If there’s any change in dates, we’ll let you know with an update.
- Episode 1: “The Eaglewoman Has Landed” – Wednesday 25 October 2023
- Episode 2: “An Unwise Surprise” – Wednesday, 1 November 2023
- Episode 3: “It’s Not About The Pants” – Wednesday, 8 November 2023
- Episode 4: “Hellevator” – Wednesday, 15 November 2023
- Episode 5: “Sutton-ly Suspicious” – Wednesday, 22 November 2023
- Episode 6: “TBA” – Wednesday, 29 November 2023
- Episode 7: “TBA” – Wednesday, 6 December 2023
- Episode 8: “TBA” – Wednesday, 13 December 2023
- Episode 9: “TBA” – Wednesday, 27 December 2023
- Episode 10: “TBA” – Wednesday, 3 January 2024
- Episode 11: “TBA” – Wednesday, 10 January 2024
- Episode 12: “TBA” – Wednesday, 17 January 2024
- Episode 13: “TBA” – Wednesday, 24 January 2024
- Episode 14: “TBA” – Wednesday, 31 January 2024
- Episode 15: “TBA” – Wednesday, 7 February 2024
- Episode 16: “TBA” – Wednesday, 14 February 2024
- Episode 17: “TBA” – Wednesday, 21 February 2024
- Episode 18: “TBA” – Wednesday, 28 February 2024
- Episode 19: “TBA” – Wednesday, 6 March 2024
- Episode 20: “TBA” – Wednesday, 13 March 2024
- Episode 21: “TBA” – Wednesday, 20 March 2024
- Episode 22: “Reunion Part 1” – Wednesday, 27 March 2024
- Episode 23: “Reunion Part 2” – Wednesday, 3 April 2024
- Episode 24: “Reunion Part 3”- Wednesday, 10 April 2024
