The last episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey was very Irish, as the girls are in Ireland for Teresa’s bachelorette party, a beer-fueled get-together to put the women in an alcoholic coma and then have them wake up for some more drinks and irresponsible behavior. But that’s what every Housewives show is about, right? Well, this episode is no different, as these women are about to have an emotional showdown with Teresa.
Regardless of the constant plot of every housewife show, it appears as though this trip to Ireland made every participant behave differently from the way you’d expect them. Teresa was amicable to Melissa, and there’s even a visit to an Irish spa that will make you laugh and maybe cry if you watch the episode because the way these urbanites interact with nature is nothing short of weird. Then again, that’s why the Housewives franchise is such a big hit.
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This episode is titled “sláinte”, an Irish expression for “good health” After that dinner full of yelling and wine, no one seems to get right, because, as usual, all the ladies are drunk af. They banter on the bus on the way back and let go of their inhibitions. When they get back to the castle, they go to bed. The day after, the girls have breakfast while talking trash about Jackie, Teresa, and Danielle. Melissa is obviously hungover, and her voice is really harsh. Then, it’s another round of yelling over breakfast.
Claire, Paul’s mom, comes over for breakfast, and the girls talk about wedding plans while shocking the old lady. Then, they give the lady a husband’s calendar and laugh at her reaction. Then, they’re going to a hen party at a farm. When they get there, they have to play a game where they chase a rooster; it’s aptly called “Catch The Cock” because puns are intended in these Jersey show.
Hen Party
The confessionals and takes for the game of “catch the cock” were full of double entendres and innuendos that make the show funny as these women irked, quirked, and cringed at being in contact with animals. Later on, the girls are tempted to grab a brush and paint the story of Teresa’s life on a wall, giving the girls the opportunity to trash her. All the while, there’s some drama concerning Teresa’s expectations of the wedding. It’s fair to say that the illustrative abilities of these women are the equivalents of the cavemen of Altamira because those pictures were nasty. The positive thing is that Teresa’s happy that the girls didn’t tease her for going to jail.
The Irish Spa
Peter the farmhand, takes the girls after lunch to an Irish Spa. As it turns out, it’s a huge pit of mud that the girls jump into, holding hands and screaming as they dive into the mud as though it was acid about to consume their skins. After the mud, came dinner, and it’s the same kind of toxic environment drama that all wine-fueled, impulsivity that characterizes the show.
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 13 Episode 13 Release Date
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 13 Episode 13 will release on Bravo on May 2, 2023, at 21:00hrs Eastern Time United States. If you live outside the US and want to see the show during its airtime, here are the release schedules for other regions:
- Pacific USA Time: Tuesday, May 2, 2023, at 18:00 hrs
- United Kingdom Time: Wednesday, May 3, 2023, at 02:00 hrs
- Philippines Standard Time: Wednesday, May 3, 2023, at 10:00 hrs
- Japan Standard Time: Wednesday, May 3, 2023, at 10:00 hrs
- Korea Standard Time: Wednesday, May 3, 2023, at 11:00 hrs
- Singapore Standard Time: Wednesday, May 3, 2023, at 09:00 hrs
- India Standard Time: Wednesday, May 3, 2023, at 06:30 hrs
- New Zealand Standard Time: Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 13:00 hrs
- European Standard Time: Wednesday, May 3, 2023, at 03:00 hrs
- Australia Standard Time: Wednesday, May 3, 2023, at 11:00 hrs
The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 13 Episode 13 Teaser Trailer
Where To Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey?
Catch new episodes of The Real Housewives of New Jersey on Bravo during its air time. Alternatively, you can stream the episodes from Peacock Premium, which hosts all shows from the Housewives franchise as well as the vast catalog that NBC has to offer.
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