Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a comedy series that follows seven NYPD detectives. It aired from 17th September 2013 to 16th September 2021. After eight long seasons filled with fun and millions of stories, this show bid us goodbye last year.
The show might have ended in 2021, but that doesn’t mean that the fandom has died with it too. Nuh-uh, the fans love this show, and the countless edits on the show are just proof of that.
B99 has been acclaimed by critics as well and has won several awards. Well, if that wasn’t enough, the show also brings some of the best actors together.
If you have laughed with these characters, then these 30 quotes from B99 will make you roll over the floor once again!
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“Actually, that’s exactly your place to say. You are my assistant. What, precisely, did you think your job was?”
“But the fact that you’re not willing to give up in the face of adversity is inspiring. I love the Nine-Nine, and I’m not gonna turn my back on the squad.”
“Do not trust any child that chews bubble gum-flavored bubble gum. Do not trust any adult that chews gum at all. Never vacation in Banff.”
“Wait a minute, this isn’t the championship cummerbund. This is some common cummerbund. And you’re not Cheddar.”
“I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.”
“Great, I’d like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.”
“How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time?”
“You can’t handle the me!”
“You’re always bothering [me].”
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“Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.”
“Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.”
“Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.”
“Captain, hey! Welcome to the murder.”
“The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.”
“Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”
“I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.”
“I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out homies”
“Fine, but in protest, I’m walking over there extremely slowly!”
“What is the bandwidth on the Wi-Fi here? We have much content to stream.”
“This man is a Timberlake and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone.”
“It’s Gina’s phone. Leave me a voice mail. I won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.”
“You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”
“You think you can just bully people, but you can’t. It’s not OK. I’m the bully around here. Ask anyone.”
“If I die, turn my tweets into a book.”
“The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.”
“OK, no hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.”
“So, what is this? Casual, serious? I need to know how to make fun of you.”
“Thank you, Carlene. Your entire life is garbage.”
“Two steps forward and one step back is still one step forward.”
“A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.”
