40 Quotes From The Simpsons

The Simpsons is a popular satirical depiction of American life. In this animated sitcom, you can see Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie as they live their happening lives. This dysfunctional family lives in the fictional town of Springfield. The sitcom intends to depict the American culture, society, television as well as human conditions which fans have loved worldwide. 

Over 34 seasons, the show has gained a huge fanbase. There are several iconic moments that we all love but Homer Simpson specifically has become one of the most popular animated characters. From memes to funny gifs, Homer has become a favorite of those who haven’t watched a single episode of this sitcom too. 

Here are some of the best quotes from The Simpsons that will make you laugh and loathe the world we live in. 

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 “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”

“A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator.”

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”

“Operator! Give me the number for 911!”

“If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?”

“Marge, you know it’s rude to talk when my mouth is full.”

“My beer! You never had a chance to become my urine!”

“Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.”

“Trying is the first step towards failure.”

“Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.”

“I wish God were alive to see this.”

“Roads are just a suggestion Marge, just like pants.”

 “If it doesn’t have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.”

“If God didn’t want me to eat chicken in church, then he would have made gluttony a sin.”

“Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don’t even get paid for the stuff they do?”

“When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”

“Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”

“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.”

“Even communism works… in theory.”                                                

“It’s so simple to be wise… just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”

“Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”

“English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England.”

“I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.”

“You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have… a dinosaur.”

“You’re everywhere. You’re omnivorous.”

“I never apologize… I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.”

“I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.”

“I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one.”

“Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.”

“Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos.”

“I like my beer cold… my TV loud… and my homosexuals flaming.”

“The problem in the world today is communication… too much communication.”

“If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.”

“What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.”

“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator: 6 feet tall, 300 pounds… it makes ice.”

“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

“Marge it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”     

“Marge, your cooking only has two moves: Shake and Bake.”

“Stupid sexy Flanders!”                

“As the Bible says, ‘Screw that!’”

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